School Lunches and Airplane Meals

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A few random tips for schools and airlines that are struggling to make ends meet:

Don’t try to make Asian chicken dishes.

If you can’t fry right, don’t fry at all.

Don’t bake what needs to be fried.

Skip the mystery meat.

If the turkey is indistinguishable from the ham, buy better meat and put less in the sandwich.

Make a variety of cheese sandwiches, a stuffed baked potato, bean burrito or vegetarian pasta dish.

The alleged Asian chicken dishes have got to go.