^{By CopySix at Imgur: http://imgur.com/gallery/Re6Rh.}

Just for fun. Made me laugh.

The Fidget Spinner: Marketed by Mordor, I’m sure of it.

If only teachers could dematerialize our ubiquitous spinners and beam them straight into the fires of Mt. Doom. Or the depths of the Marianas trench. Or maybe just the Oval Office? Maybe we should fill the Department of Education with these things. Something must be done.