For teachers and parents who have listened to students tackling the national anthem, I offer a favorite snippet from The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! Despite my unabashedly nonprofit approach to blogging, I don’t own this and will probably feel compelled to pull it in a few days. But for now, have some fun. Feel free to give some money to YouTube, too. I can’t think of a noncharitable site that deserves it more.