You Didn’t Deliberately Seat Those Five Girls Together?

Here is a small plea for mercy from your sub:

Please leave me the seating charts. Please. Because I guarantee that by middle school — maybe as early as 2nd grade — certain kids will immediately start changing seats when they find you gone. They will see me and will get psyched for the party that is about to begin. Jenna will immediately sit across from Megan, even if you separated them months ago. That seating chart may be long gone by the time the second bell rings. The chance to sit with best friends becomes a perk that can’t be resisted.

I fully intend to follow your lesson plan. I would like to get the work done for you. But who should be seated in what location is something only you can know. I need your insights. The sub plan should include all the seating charts, along with any important behavioral notes such as “don’t let James work with Ty because they tend to fight.”

Thank you.

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Library? Library? We Have One in Theory


Subbing in the land of free breakfasts and lunches, I accept a day’s work giving a benchmark test, AIMSWeb, in Spanish. Little children endlessly read at me all day, I mark mistakes and my life’s easy. For more on benchmark tests, go to my preceding post at eduhonesty.com.

An issue that ought to capture America’s attention is hidden behind that red sign on the door above. The sign tells students and others that the library is closed for MAP testing. That’s not strictly accurate because this latest round of MAP testing has finished. Now we have moved on to AIMSWEB. Next, we will do ACCESS testing. When will the library reopen? It should be open for a few days before we enter the ACCESS testing window.

But the library is closed. This district and this school does not have enough technology to keep the library going during testing. So here in a school whose subterranean test scores put it in the bottom of the nation’s schools, that classroom trip to the school library keeps not happening. Other volunteers with local reading programs are picking up some of the slack, but these kids desperately need to spend minutes looking through library shelves for the perfect book. They need to become enthusiastic about books — real books. Few if any of these kids have Kindles. They tend to play games when they can somehow get on line. Every reading experience is a win for America’s most academically-challenged kids.

But the library is closed and will mostly remain so until sometime a few weeks into February. These tests are not done for the year, either. MAP and AIMSWeb should return. We have to get our end of the year test scores. Oh, and there’s a big, hulking state test that takes days and days somewhere in the spring picture too.  With more technology, the test could go faster, but poor districts often test in groups, class after class, because students cannot all go online at once — not enough tech and not enough tech support.

Eduhonesty: No library. No laptops either. Week after week, this will go on and kids will suffer. One fact that gets missed in this mess: This financially-impoverished district may have to shut down a variety of services, but the wealthy district where I live does not have to do the same. Where I live, they have an abundance of technology. Kids have been getting IPads to take home for years. Testing will still be disruptive in wealthier districts, but because these districts have more staff and more computers, testing causes much less disruption to learning.

Here we go again: Kicking the kids hardest who are already down.

 

Enough Data to Sink the Titanic

Hello out here from Retired and Subbing Land!

Nonteacher readers may benefit from a little clarification here. Benchmark tests are evaluation tests given multiple times throughout the school year; used to determine whether or not students are managing to meet previously defined academic standards, these tests can provide information to help individualize instruction. MAP® and AIMSWEB® are benchmark tests. ACCESS® is a test of English-language proficiency given once a year. ACCESS testing determines whether or not a student will stay in bilingual programs* and provides information about that student’s rate of English-language learning.

Now on with my latest testing-related post!

I got a text message this morning from a reading teacher telling me that I am on the calendar for next week to give AIMSWEB benchmark tests for her district. They needed a Spanish speaker to give the Spanish-language version. This should be an easy day for me, as I read tests to little kids from kindergarten up through third grade.

I know the students. I have been filling in for their ELL resource teacher, who has been out of the country dealing with family issues. Perhaps I should say I have been “sort of filling in.” I taught furiously, don’t get me wrong. But much of her program is located on computers that were unavailable for about half my stay — because the whole school was taking MAP benchmark tests. MAP sucked up the available computers. I rummaged in that back storage place where unused books go to hide — I think all schools have one — and found some fun print material to work with. (The kids especially enjoyed The Great Gracie Chase.) This school should finish its MAP testing sometime next week.

Once MAP is done, the school will hurtle into AIMSWEB it seems. Every child will take AIMSWEB just as every child took the MAP test. A few kids in special education may be exempt, but that’s it. We will have barely finished AIMSWEB before we enter the ACCESS testing window. In this district, the ACCESS test is given on computers. I expect technology use will freeze to another halt for a week or two as the district jockeys to get all its ACCESS testing done. The district has already asked if I will help with high school testing. ACCESS takes a long time. For one thing, the kindergarten tests are given on an individual basis.

Eduhonesty: We have only 36 weeks in a school year. Nobody needs this much data, not when you consider the insane amount of instructional time being lost.

Please share this post. I consider this time loss unconscionable — no matter how good the intentions of the district. Those AIMSWEB and MAP Tests are frequently given three times during one school year. I have not even touched on the days used for the annual state test, and have only sideswiped the issue of lost access to technology in a financially- and technologically-disadvantaged district.

Help!

*Placement in bilingual programs is actually a bit more complicated than that — parents can always withdraw students, and not all states follow the same programs.

Sunshine, Lollipops, Polo Shirts and Shiny, New Heels

Warning: Some educators will find this post offensive. How we dress should not matter at all. But how the world IS and how the world SHOULD BE are somehow moving even farther out of sync lately, as education shifts to more corporate models. So, on with the pumps! 
     In education now, as in industry in the past, I will pass on one piece of advice: Look at how your admins dress. Then try to look like them. If you can stand those 4-inch heels or those even ties, they are likely to improve your evaluation numbers at the end of the year. 
     Outrageous? Yes. But nonetheless true.
     As evaluation forms get longer and longer — the Charlotte Danielson rubric used in Illinois is page after page of a sea of blanks that demand numbers — more and more speculation and invention will enter those evaluations. Admins have to complete those forms. They don’t want to admit they have not observed various expected behaviors, even though no one could observe all the behaviors expected in all the categories. So sometimes they will “extrapolate” based on other observations. Extrapolate is a nice work for “make it up.”
     The more those admins have to guess at the answers to the forms in front of them, the more their personal opinion of you is likely to matter. So put on the high heels or the tie/polo shirt/whatever-that-guy-wears. Get the technology out front and center. Clean your desk.
     Appearances should not matter as much as they do sometimes. But since appearances are easily manipulated, I am suggesting you take a few extra minutes to set the scene and visit the wardrobe department. If your evaluation improves for the effort, you’ll be glad you did. It’s YOUR evaluation, after all, and while the idea that another two inches of height or a polo patch could affect your numbers may seem offensive — nevertheless, those numbers are often impressions more than truths. A little prudent shoe shopping will never hurt you.
     P.S. As an added bonus, you might learn about foot massages. I highly recommend them.